He lives in Chicago and he's a pretty cool guy. As Linus's friends we have dedicated ourselves to find him a girlfriend worthy of his coolness. Listen, I'm not going to B.S. you, the guy has his flaws — we all do. He carries around a medicine bag bigger than your grandpa's and he had gout. Who has gout anymore?
But, listen, chicas, he is funny and nice and will let total strangers sleep on his couch when they need a place to crash. (Isn't that right, Alice?) Gout aside, he doesn't have any notable medical problems and is disease free. He's got a great job, loves good music and good food and, as an added bonus, loves to travel.If you're interested, please contact us at date.a.linus@gmail.com.
Please include the following:
-Your Age Range (ie. 25-30)
-Email or Phone # for contact and availability
-Something about yourself, interests, etc...
-A couple of pictures (this IS the Facebook era, so don't try telling us you don't already have a ton of pictures of yourself plastered all over the internets)
P.S. — We totally stole this idea from this guy. If you are in the Boston area, and not in the Chicago area, you might want to try him instead.
